Found the cheater
Me to my parents: my black friend is coming over… My parents:
Parks and Rec is art.
Employee of the year.
RIP In Peace, jungle service doggos.
Well, when you put it like that…
2020 should have gone with Allstate
Probably should put a galactic bounty on their heads.
Today I learned the sniffer also doubles as a push bean.
The work of a dad is never done.
Love you, Leonny.
A Message From Black Science Man
The name’s Ron.
I get no respect.
Seinfeld did it first?
Safety first, bork later.
What is going on, really?
He’s tryin’ his best…
…and the *Indians* moved to Oklahoma, where they lived happily ever after
Join the conversation
Family can be sweet.
Where does he come from? Where does he go?
Adults lie constantly.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, JoLEEEEENNNE
Seems like a tripping hazard…
When your significant other cat[ches] you cheating…
Inner beaty is your Trump card.
I do love a salad…