When I read the label on my raincoat and it says 'dry clean only'

When I read the label on my raincoat and it says 'dry clean only'

I’m late for work!

I’m late for work!

Thanks Wikipedia and Google.

Thanks Wikipedia and Google.

Princess vs. Queen.

Princess vs. Queen.

Vocabulary in infomercials.

Vocabulary in infomercials.

Parenting level 439932.

Parenting level 439932.

What teachers make.

What teachers make.

I shouldn’t be alive.

I shouldn’t be alive.

It’s my pet peeve.

It’s my pet peeve.

Exercise!

Magical puberty.

Magical puberty.

I hiding.

Sad, but true.

Freeze frame.

Does not compute.

Does not compute.

Maths.