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English Syntax Is Complicated

English Syntax Is Complicated
Makeup.
Makeup.
In a parallel universe.
In a parallel universe.
Nokia.
Nokia.
Hawt.
Hawt.
Do not disturb.
Do not disturb.
Busted.
Busted.
Hello. Yes, this is tree.
Hello. Yes, this is tree.
Sad ghost is sad.
Sad ghost is sad.
Shluurp…
Shluurp…
Why am I in trouble?!
Why am I in trouble?!
Timeline Inception.
Timeline Inception.
I put the “pro” in procrastination.
I put the “pro” in procrastination.
I can play scrabblez?
I can play scrabblez?
You cannot be in a relationship with your cousin.
You cannot be in a relationship with your cousin.
How I write.
How I write.
20+cloves+of+garlic
20 cloves of garlic
and+now+i%26%238217%3Bm+crying+over+a+pair+of+kitchen+shears
and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears
i%26%238217%3Bm+locked+out+of+everything%2C+please+send+help
i’m locked out of everything, please send help
and+their+true+intentions+are+revealed
and their true intentions are revealed
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my+mill+grinds
my mill grinds
texting+during+the+renaissance
texting during the renaissance
poorly+named+animals
poorly named animals
best+description+of+a+frog+ever
best description of a frog ever
oh+what+could+have+been
oh what could have been
carpet+scarf
carpet scarf
the+lies+we+tell+ourselves+before+having+kids
the lies we tell ourselves before having kids
legend
legend