Girlfriend said this to me today

Girlfriend said this to me today

I want to lick you…

I want to lick you…

Awesome Texas BBQ

Awesome Texas BBQ

Good night.

I love this time of year.

I love this time of year.

Public transportation is a jerk.

Public transportation is a jerk.

My Favorite Simpsons Quote

My Favorite Simpsons Quote

WELL HARRY?!

I finally managed to get that song out of my head

I finally managed to get that song out of my head

Stephen Colbert nails it in this unaired segment

Stephen Colbert nails it in this unaired segment

Kim Jong Un discovers the world

Kim Jong Un discovers the world

Toilet paper art.

Toilet paper art.

Can cuddles?

Here’s your horoscope for the week.

Here’s your horoscope for the week.

I choose cremation.

I choose cremation.

I fought a war for you…

I fought a war for you…