Declaration of Independence

Declaration of Independence

for when one bottle just isn’t enough

for when one bottle just isn’t enough

well this is awkward

well this is awkward

a romantic poem

a romantic poem

stabby the kitten

stabby the kitten

but you can forget to post it to social media and no one will blame you

but you can forget to post it to social media and no one will blame you

yes, get your own socks

yes, get your own socks

always doing something wrong, just not sure what

always doing something wrong, just not sure what

what’s your favorite victorian slang?

what’s your favorite victorian slang?

producers made a huge mistake

producers made a huge mistake

a legend not based in reality

a legend not based in reality

not one single set of legos

not one single set of legos

i shouldn’t have laughed at this but i did

i shouldn’t have laughed at this but i did

just buy oreos, they never let you down

just buy oreos, they never let you down

I want to be explosively clean

I want to be explosively clean

the calm before the bloodbath

the calm before the bloodbath