My Current Job

My Current Job

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

This is a brilliant grandpa move

This is a brilliant grandpa move

write the next line of this story

write the next line of this story

just one?

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

you will pay for your betrayal

you will pay for your betrayal

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

up? down? sideways

up? down? sideways

When you gotta go, you gotta go

When you gotta go, you gotta go

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?