The Best Comebacks In History

Comfort.

This is my life now…

We all know the one place where ebola never will spread.

Baby Stewie isn’t actually an evil genius.

Hey, what are you doing tonight?

My snail Gary had a birthday, and celebrated with cake

People at modern art museums…

Where will you be?

Chindōgu

Rosetta’s triangular orbit about comet 67P.

Koko the Gorilla mourning Robin Williams: “Dr. Patterson told Koko that ‘we have lost a dear friend, Robin Williams.’ Koko signed ‘CRY LIP,’ withdrew, and ‘became very somber, with her head bowed and her lip quivering.’”

Shark Week, commence!

Nick Offerman’s 5 rules for being a man

Its a dangerous business, Frodo…

I’m disgusted when I see older guys with younger women…