The Best Comebacks In History

A Qa Engineer Walks Into A Bar…

Caviar of a non-smoker salmon vs heavy smoker.

Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…

Purely Professional

Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940

Dead parrot collection at the Smithsonian

It seemed like a pretty reasonable offer to me…

I feel mislead.

Mash it.

My greatest fear

But then what would the History Channel air?

Sharia could get it

Why would you do that?

Known as the wrap-around spider, this spider can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs as camouflage.

I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money