I just got a new pen but I keep missing the paper…

The story of Shay (almost) eating a corn fritter.

I’ve never been a heroin addict.

Things to do after you die.

This must be how the protesters think the deliberations went amongst the grand jury

Im txtng while drving

Harry Potter and the Mirror of Erised

I <3 you potato.

The world today

Something to think about…

Where the idea for the new lightsaber in the Star Wars trailer came from.

It’s the season at Target.

Take that, dentist…

Stay away from my family!

Palin chimes in on Obama and Ferguson, MO

I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD.