When you're drunk trying to fall asleep
For the real watch enthusiasts.
So I’ve been using teapots incorrectly my whole life…
Life as a programmer.
Ellen and Jennfer Lawrence on crashing Twitter.
Welcome to Chicago.
Every week for me
Futurama is the best.
Some great ideas.
One-planet graves litter the universe.
Tweeting the situation in Ukraine.
GIVES ME TEH BROCCOLI!
Fat vs Muscle.
Battle of the sexes.
They’re coming to see your new house!
Sometimes you need a decoy…
Secretly I can’t wait…
Join the conversation
When a girl asks me out…
How showers ought to be designed.
There are two kinds of people in the world.
Trolling grammar Nazis.
Scumbag ice dispenser.
Suck the solar system.