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When you're drunk trying to fall asleep

When you're drunk trying to fall asleep
For the real watch enthusiasts.
For the real watch enthusiasts.
So I’ve been using teapots incorrectly my whole life…
So I’ve been using teapots incorrectly my whole life…
Life as a programmer.
Life as a programmer.
Supercat!
Supercat!
Ellen and Jennfer Lawrence on crashing Twitter.
Ellen and Jennfer Lawrence on crashing Twitter.
Meet Chester.
Meet Chester.
Welcome to Chicago.
Welcome to Chicago.
Every week for me
Every week for me
Futurama is the best.
Futurama is the best.
Some great ideas.
Some great ideas.
One-planet graves litter the universe.
One-planet graves litter the universe.
Tweeting the situation in Ukraine.
Tweeting the situation in Ukraine.
GIVES ME TEH BROCCOLI!
GIVES ME TEH BROCCOLI!
Fat vs Muscle.
Fat vs Muscle.
Battle of the sexes.
Battle of the sexes.
They%26%238217%3Bre+coming+to+see+your+new+house%21
They’re coming to see your new house!
Sometimes+you+need+a+decoy%26%238230%3B
Sometimes you need a decoy…
Secretly+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+wait%26%238230%3B
Secretly I can’t wait…
Social+networking.
Social networking.
Join the conversation
When+a+girl+asks+me+out%26%238230%3B
When a girl asks me out…
How+showers+ought+to+be+designed.
How showers ought to be designed.
Trololo.
Trololo.
Highschool.
Highschool.
There+are+two+kinds+of+people+in+the+world.
There are two kinds of people in the world.
Trolling+grammar+Nazis.
Trolling grammar Nazis.
Scumbag+ice+dispenser.
Scumbag ice dispenser.
Suck+the+solar+system.
Suck the solar system.