Phoenix, Arizona should not exist.

Phoenix, Arizona should not exist.

Short people with low standards.

Short people with low standards.

I don’t want to die alone.

I don’t want to die alone.

Are you lonely?

Are you lonely?

Be humble. Be noble.

Be humble. Be noble.

Confession

Rose…

My mustache…

I don’t have a problem with hunting or fishing…

I don’t have a problem with hunting or fishing…

My day was crap until I read this.

My day was crap until I read this.

Best birthday note ever.

Best birthday note ever.

George R.R. Martin Procrastinates.

George R.R. Martin Procrastinates.

I like this idea.

I like this idea.

Armadillo Girdled Lizard

Armadillo Girdled Lizard

You’re Welcome.

You’re Welcome.

Fresh peanut butter.

Fresh peanut butter.