It Works On Every Elevator

It Works On Every Elevator

I’ve always wanted to go ludicrous speed

I’ve always wanted to go ludicrous speed

holy crap

summer in portland

summer in portland

what about pork?

what about pork?

this is an actual prison in Denmark

this is an actual prison in Denmark

you can do it, max!

you can do it, max!

well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?

well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?

Who knows the reference?

Who knows the reference?

it’s his kitten now

it’s his kitten now

was it worth the wait?

was it worth the wait?

there is only one acceptable answer

there is only one acceptable answer

wise words

7th in the marathon but 1st place in my heart

7th in the marathon but 1st place in my heart

i’d turn on the human race, too

i’d turn on the human race, too

worth being hated for the free fries

worth being hated for the free fries