Only in America

Only in America

Starbucks upped their trigger game.

Starbucks upped their trigger game.

This tiny island with its own weather system.

This tiny island with its own weather system.

Roses are red, my English is fluent,

Roses are red, my English is fluent,

NINE-HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS

NINE-HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS

I could sit here.

I could sit here.

No Hard Feelings

No Hard Feelings

Leap frog is wow

Leap frog is wow

You can make a hammock out of anything if you try hard enough.

You can make a hammock out of anything if you try hard enough.

Must have been a good human.

Must have been a good human.

Shalom

Tough crowd.

Controlling the weather.

Controlling the weather.

My father and his dog.

My father and his dog.

I’d do it.

Toilet hammock.

Toilet hammock.