A visiting friend from Japan said this one morning during a silent breakfast. It must’ve been all she was thinking about during the silence..

A visiting friend from Japan said this one morning during a silent breakfast. It must've been all she was thinking about during the silence..

Some people shouldn’t high five!

Some people shouldn’t high five!

Best. Party. Ever.

Best. Party. Ever.

There’s plenty of fish in the sea…

There’s plenty of fish in the sea…

Keep calm and kill zombies.

Keep calm and kill zombies.

People with pets vs. People in a relationship vs. Me.

People with pets vs. People in a relationship vs. Me.

When my mom tries to guess who I have a crush on.

When my mom tries to guess who I have a crush on.

Mom and son do it Gangnam style.

Mom and son do it Gangnam style.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid.

If God created everything…

If God created everything…

My life sucks…

My life sucks…

Rice is great.

Who’s the best smelling actor that you’ve worked with?

Who’s the best smelling actor that you’ve worked with?

Beards.

… and diet soda, please.

… and diet soda, please.

Gandalf style!