People keep asking what band is on my shirt.

People keep asking what band is on my shirt.

Perspective is everything.

Perspective is everything.

Dad’s first may may.

Dad’s first may may.

Betty White, circa 1957 – TBD

Betty White, circa 1957 – TBD

*nervous shuffling*

*nervous shuffling*

You gotta read it, Nance.

You gotta read it, Nance.

Watch out for certain babies, furtively.

Watch out for certain babies, furtively.

National Parks get Bad Reviews, also.

National Parks get Bad Reviews, also.

Just a peck of bad apples.

Just a peck of bad apples.

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

Don’t drink and drive.

Don’t drink and drive.

Titanic Anchor Gang, circa 1909

Titanic Anchor Gang, circa 1909

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!