Am I gay?

You have no right to call yourself a father.

I heard whales love Mars bars, actually.

I want to beliebe.

Geology jokes rock…

35 shades of rabbit.

MRI cross sections of leg muscles show the consequences of various lifestyle choices.

Apple bonsai!

Deputy Gage is about finished with his report…

The problem with turtles…

Yeah. Slap those cold cuts in there. Toasted? Always.

Crazy how nature do that.

There are kings, and there are pawns.

Calculator sexting taught me this trick.

Took me way too long to spot the bathrooms at Rocky Mountain National Park…

Cows can be good boys too.