disney employee facts
what a dina mic pun
how many babies before you’re a fullwife?
funny last day at work cake
it’s a shitzu
wine makes everything better
horrible way of telling people we’re married
what it’s like after dating all 12 zodiac signs
Waiting in the shower for the hot water. Patience is required
just a little light reading before bed
lettuce praise and relish him
upset over fruit snacks
heimlich maneuver tango
adding carhenge to my bucket list
trying to make friends with the fish at an aquarium
Whatcha thinking about?
Of course I talk to myself.
It’s not you, it’s me.
Join the conversation
The many faces of texting.
Flight of the Conchords – Feel Inside (and stuff like that).
Cats are jerks.
Well that looked fun.
Dog tricks: Not as impressive when done by humans.
Pretty sure that was parkour.
I’m not anti-social.