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Rejection letter of the year

Rejection letter of the year
The White House Cookbook
The White House Cookbook
S N O W D U C K S
S N O W D U C K S
I wouldn’t feel safe shopping in the same building…
I wouldn’t feel safe shopping in the same building…
When was the last time you folded a quillow?
When was the last time you folded a quillow?
Ruh-roh…
Ruh-roh…
Humanity prevailed.
Humanity prevailed.
Someone finally managed to catch them all…
Someone finally managed to catch them all…
Stay in school, kid.
Stay in school, kid.
Martha Double G
Martha Double G
Technology ruins another innocent life.
Technology ruins another innocent life.
The 1991 Sears catalog was THE baddest thing to hit my mailbox.
The 1991 Sears catalog was THE baddest thing to hit my mailbox.
I’m more in favor of you not having a pet than getting one and mutilating it.
I’m more in favor of you not having a pet than getting one and mutilating it.
Damn Sassquantch
Damn Sassquantch
Bitter sweet.
Bitter sweet.
A MATT DAMON PRODUCTION
A MATT DAMON PRODUCTION