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Rejection letter of the year

Rejection letter of the year
I prefer my moms spaghet, actually.
I prefer my moms spaghet, actually.
If a tortoise wore pants…
If a tortoise wore pants…
RIP In Thermodynamics.
RIP In Thermodynamics.
It’s a beautiful joining.
It’s a beautiful joining.
Lemmings are quite tasty this thyme of year.
Lemmings are quite tasty this thyme of year.
Data did the joke!
Data did the joke!
Mark Hamill is a blessing.
Mark Hamill is a blessing.
Revenge is best cooked at 350F for 2hrs.
Revenge is best cooked at 350F for 2hrs.
You’re mathing wrong.
You’re mathing wrong.
Let him live again.
Let him live again.
Disney is sending a message…
Disney is sending a message…
Talk amongst yourselves…
Talk amongst yourselves…
Here’s the deal, bud..
Here’s the deal, bud..
Save them all.
Save them all.
When you’re shopping in Venice and forget your inflatable Gucci kayak…
When you’re shopping in Venice and forget your inflatable Gucci kayak…
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
What+Beauty+and+the+Beast+teaches+us.
What Beauty and the Beast teaches us.
Rambo+vs.+MacGyver+vs.+Chuck+Norris.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
Join the conversation
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Words.
Words.
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+conspiracy%21
It’s a conspiracy!
McHitler.
McHitler.