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You're a f*cking ostrich

You're a f*cking ostrich
Friends are like snow flakes…
Friends are like snow flakes…
You know it’s true.
You know it’s true.
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website.
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website.
Epic Homer.
Epic Homer.
I’m not arguing…
I’m not arguing…
Dear God…
Dear God…
Fuzzy Potter.
Fuzzy Potter.
That awkward moment when…
That awkward moment when…
You can only choose one.
You can only choose one.
Just friends?
Just friends?
Putting on lotion…
Putting on lotion…
Words.
Words.
Tracking my cookies?!
Tracking my cookies?!
Whale you be my Valentine?
Whale you be my Valentine?
Words.
Words.
spooky
spooky
hey+wai%26%238211%3B+where+are+you+going+comebackplease
hey wai– where are you going comebackplease
some+new+ways+to+compliment+those+around+you+%3A%29
some new ways to compliment those around you :)
note+to+self%3A+always+recount+the+works+you+mention+because+future+historians+may+need+it
note to self: always recount the works you mention because future historians may need it
Join the conversation
okay+first+of+all%2C+w%26%238211%3B+well+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+wrong+but%26%238211%3B
okay first of all, w– well you’re not wrong but–
using+this+from+now+on
using this from now on
%26%238220%3Bbe+the+joy+you+seek%26%238221%3B+or+something+wise+like+that
“be the joy you seek” or something wise like that
%26%238220%3Bother+than+5s%3F%26%238221%3B+%26%238211%3B+%26%238220%3Bother+than+5s.%26%238221%3B+%26%238211%3B+%26%238220%3Bwell+everyone%2C+let%26%238217%3Bs+pack+it+up%26%238230%3B%26%238221%3B
“other than 5s?” – “other than 5s.” – “well everyone, let’s pack it up…”
animal+crossing+logic
animal crossing logic
passive+aggressive+jesus
passive aggressive jesus
lifechanging+help+%3C3
lifechanging help <3
this+tweet+is+aggressive+af
this tweet is aggressive af