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Heard this kid while trick-or-treating with my daughter tonight.

Heard this kid while trick-or-treating with my daughter tonight.
*listening intensifies*
*listening intensifies*
On second thought… I got this.
On second thought… I got this.
Everything’s J E S U S in Texas.
Everything’s J E S U S in Texas.
1/1,000,000 Cotton candy lobster.
1/1,000,000 Cotton candy lobster.
I could drink this coffee.
I could drink this coffee.
Your inner horse is leaking…
Your inner horse is leaking…
Mr Soccer demands respect.
Mr Soccer demands respect.
What is this creature…?
What is this creature…?
Now that’s what I call vacationing 2020
Now that’s what I call vacationing 2020
Won’t somebody please think of the ducks?!
Won’t somebody please think of the ducks?!
Words.
Words.
I’ve seen this Gisney movie before…
I’ve seen this Gisney movie before…
Wheel your children young.
Wheel your children young.
This preschool has spiked pencils to help keep the prisoners in.
This preschool has spiked pencils to help keep the prisoners in.
Nugget retriever.
Nugget retriever.
absolutely+not
absolutely not
reading+this+hurt
reading this hurt
commas+matter
commas matter
just+one+time
just one time
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only+one+way+to+find+out%21
only one way to find out!
can%26%238217%3Bt+fight+that+logic
can’t fight that logic
the+signs+grow+back
the signs grow back
and+i+love+you
and i love you
so+proud+of+dave
so proud of dave
not+the+appropriate+time
not the appropriate time
i+was+fooled
i was fooled
just+act+casual
just act casual