Well, you can't deny the possibility

Well, you can't deny the possibility

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

oh no is an understatement

oh no is an understatement

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!