Please Don’t Ask
Sure, why not?
mine ordered dominos
she’s smarter than you
That was… and still is… my jam!
The sun is so inconsiderate
50 shades of thumbs
Hot goat summer
30 is the new 13
frogs aren’t real
chemistry jokes for dads 101
don’t give up
that pigeon deserves a medal
don’t check my twitter
what kind of sorcery is this?
She’s a little confused but got the right idea…
Newborns were given tiny face shields at a hospital in Bangkok, Thailand. What a time to be alive..
Mask up, bitches.
Join the conversation
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. – The Onion
Pandemics are for poetry.
They’ve been up to something…
Yet another muggle loving Weasley.
This is how snails dispense their loved ones.
All hail the one true Tiger King.
OK but socially distance ya selves.
Meeting his baby for the first time after 14 months at sea, circa 1942’s.