If Monday was a beer.

If Monday was a beer.

house therapy

pass me some coal

pass me some coal

this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be

this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be

especially on a friday

especially on a friday

the gift no one wants

the gift no one wants

i slept okay

tooting his own horn

tooting his own horn

all the pain

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

your phone always knows

your phone always knows

thanks but no thanks

thanks but no thanks

it’s healthy to set boundaries

it’s healthy to set boundaries

you’re next!

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop

team carrie