A strong, independent reptile who don’t need no man

the followed the instructions given

i know they’re not magnetized, but i’m pretty sure they might actually be magnetized

is martin scorsese out of touch as he turns 80, or is it just these memes

let’s break bread together

i want a girl with a…

beefy

oh so that’s what i’ve been doing wrong

she was going through some things that day

whatever you do, don’t turn around

robot vacuum issues

you have one life, don’t waste it trying to be a cat

looks like plenty of regretti

Quentin Tarantino makes the jump to television because he suddenly hates movies

it always comes back to harambe

he doesn’t want to maim you, he’s just disappointed