As a Christian, this is my response to anyone worried about a War on Christmas.

As a Christian, this is my response to anyone worried about a War on Christmas.

Is internet access a public utility yet?

Is internet access a public utility yet?

I could sleep it off here.

I could sleep it off here.

The rich get COVID-too.

The rich get COVID-too.

Water is not vegan, prove me right.

Water is not vegan, prove me right.

We only deal in factoids in this house.

We only deal in factoids in this house.

School cafeteria pizza day, circa 1985.

School cafeteria pizza day, circa 1985.

Heard.

*round house kicks in Dumblydore*

*round house kicks in Dumblydore*

You’re in the wrong neighbourhood…

You’re in the wrong neighbourhood…

The glass becomes cloudy after you lock the door, allegedly.

The glass becomes cloudy after you lock the door, allegedly.

The grass was greener on the other side… – Cecil the Lion, probably.

The grass was greener on the other side… – Cecil the Lion, probably.

This is my favourite anti-vac-van art.

This is my favourite anti-vac-van art.

Baby Beluga in the deep blue see got stacked.

Baby Beluga in the deep blue see got stacked.

No eyeball is safe from the scrutiny of Everet True.

No eyeball is safe from the scrutiny of Everet True.

Grans whom love the D[oily].

Grans whom love the D[oily].