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Steven Spielburn

Steven Spielburn
and they come plated loosely on a wood board
and they come plated loosely on a wood board
new skin unlocked
new skin unlocked
he doesn’t stand a chance
he doesn’t stand a chance
the real baddies know
the real baddies know
candy corn out, candy cane in
candy corn out, candy cane in
starting to get suspicious…
starting to get suspicious…
togna bologna
togna bologna
pistachio supremacy
pistachio supremacy
landlord is secretly a troll under a bridge
landlord is secretly a troll under a bridge
what you did is try to spike my blood sugars
what you did is try to spike my blood sugars
you’re welcome
you’re welcome
just like mama
just like mama
[redacted] [redacted] for my [redacted]
[redacted] [redacted] for my [redacted]
death by a million cuts
death by a million cuts
avoiding “the talk” at all costs
avoiding “the talk” at all costs
Alaska+is+my+favorite+island.
Alaska is my favorite island.
Kentucky+health+workers+received+sanitizer+from+the+local+distilleries.+A+fine+year+of+Jim+Beam+Suntory.
Kentucky health workers received sanitizer from the local distilleries. A fine year of Jim Beam Suntory.
Curs-ed+dough+nut.
Curs-ed dough nut.
B+I+D+E+N+YES
B I D E N YES
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You+gotta+let+your+hands+wander+just+a+skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
When+Walmartians+Attack
When Walmartians Attack
NUNS+ROLL+OUT
NUNS ROLL OUT
Mister+Roger%26%238217%3Bs+DVD+comes+wearing+a+sweater.
Mister Roger’s DVD comes wearing a sweater.
Birbs+have+no+shame.
Birbs have no shame.
Hittin%26%238217%3B+the+club+after+quarantine+circa+2021.
Hittin’ the club after quarantine circa 2021.
It%26%238217%3Bs+never+too+late+you+raise+a+dog+vegan%26%238230%3B
It’s never too late you raise a dog vegan…
In+the+year+2525%26%238230%3B
In the year 2525…