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Cannot Beat the Old Schools

Cannot Beat the Old Schools
for when you like the idea of a banana, but not the flavor
for when you like the idea of a banana, but not the flavor
yasss queen
yasss queen
best day of summer
best day of summer
yep. this is true
yep. this is true
there is no cost to save lives
there is no cost to save lives
he almost got away
he almost got away
patience is a virtue
patience is a virtue
but look how happy he is!
but look how happy he is!
no one is immune to monopoly rage
no one is immune to monopoly rage
I hope she sees this
I hope she sees this
a good cat never tells
a good cat never tells
it’s definitely in storage somewhere
it’s definitely in storage somewhere
respect
respect
name that song!
name that song!
sometimes violence is the answer
sometimes violence is the answer
She%26%238217%3Bs+better+at+listening+than+telling+jokes%26%238230%3B
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
Have+fun%2C+guy.
Have fun, guy.
You+gotta+let+your+hands+wander+just+a+skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
A+proper+Eskimo+man+hearing+music+on+a+record+player+for+the+first+time%2C+circa+1920.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
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Mister+Roger%26%238217%3Bs+DVD+comes+wearing+a+sweater.
Mister Roger’s DVD comes wearing a sweater.
You+have+to+get+creative+with+goat+containment%26%238230%3B
You have to get creative with goat containment…
Persistence+is+paramount.
Persistence is paramount.
Kentucky+health+workers+received+sanitizer+from+the+local+distilleries.+A+fine+year+of+Jim+Beam+Suntory.
Kentucky health workers received sanitizer from the local distilleries. A fine year of Jim Beam Suntory.
The+cake+was+always+a+lie.
The cake was always a lie.
The+quilted+shipper+picker+upper.
The quilted shipper picker upper.
This+changes+nothing.
This changes nothing.
Circa+1940
Circa 1940