I want this to be true

whoa – an 82 year old monk died without ever having see a woman in his life

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

never underestimate women

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

Chumbawumba for life alert and other entertainment themed memes!

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

american stadium food is a whole other level of american gluttony

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies