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Being Polite Today

Being Polite Today
Challenge accepted.
Challenge accepted.
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
There was a firefight!
There was a firefight!
Words.
Words.
There are three types of girls on Halloween
There are three types of girls on Halloween
This bear naps.
This bear naps.
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
Amateur sommelier picks up a hint of cat piss.
Amateur sommelier picks up a hint of cat piss.
This Kid Wins Halloween Every Year
This Kid Wins Halloween Every Year
Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory
Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory
Permission to cry.
Permission to cry.
*watches Netflix happily*
*watches Netflix happily*
Surprises for the drunk one
Surprises for the drunk one
How to break a heart
How to break a heart
Look good, praise god.
Look good, praise god.
If+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+very+large%2C+I+send+it+back.
If it’s not very large, I send it back.
There%26%238217%3Bs+Pooh+in+your+omelette%26%238230%3B
There’s Pooh in your omelette…
Ivanka+Trump+represented+the+US+in+Colombia+dressed+as+an+houseplant.
Ivanka Trump represented the US in Colombia dressed as an houseplant.
Bike+races+need+pit+stops%2C+also.
Bike races need pit stops, also.
Join the conversation
When+I+dance%2C+you+dance%2C+we+dance.
When I dance, you dance, we dance.
Well%26%238230%3B+that+kind+of+worked+out.
Well… that kind of worked out.
Bubba+would+be+proud%26%238230%3B
Bubba would be proud…
Me+too%2C+pal.
Me too, pal.
I+am+completely+fine+with+this.
I am completely fine with this.
.%2Fultra_bjork.sh
./ultra_bjork.sh
Well+played%2C+Mr.+Shrimp
Well played, Mr. Shrimp
This+does+not+Shrek+joy%26%238230%3B
This does not Shrek joy…