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I am not the enemy.

I am not the enemy.
I climbed the corporate ladder…
I climbed the corporate ladder…
Coming soon to a theater near you.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
Suddenly realized…
Suddenly realized…
My cat loves boxing.
My cat loves boxing.
Conversations with the police.
Conversations with the police.
I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…
I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…
My dog, lately.
My dog, lately.
Childhood.
Childhood.
Tipping servers.
Tipping servers.
Yo Tim! Wassup!
Yo Tim! Wassup!
So this exists… and it’s delicious.
So this exists… and it’s delicious.
Summer in Colorado.
Summer in Colorado.
I used to be afraid of the dark…
I used to be afraid of the dark…
If you’re afraid of spiders…
If you’re afraid of spiders…
The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.
The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.
Hillary+Clinton+pant-suit+rainbow
Hillary Clinton pant-suit rainbow
What+my+guardian+angel+looks+like%26%238230%3B
What my guardian angel looks like…
Always+wash+your+hands%21
Always wash your hands!
My+brother+sucks%26%238230%3B
My brother sucks…
Join the conversation
Because+OM+NOM+NOM.
Because OM NOM NOM.
Humans+of+New+York.
Humans of New York.
Internet+Explorer+is+my+favorite+browser%26%238230%3B
Internet Explorer is my favorite browser…
Graduating+isn%26%238217%3Bt+cool%26%238230%3B
Graduating isn’t cool…
I+wish+I+could+trade+my+heart+for+another+liver%26%238230%3B
I wish I could trade my heart for another liver…
Conductors+and+their+spells.
Conductors and their spells.
Suddenly+hockey.
Suddenly hockey.
Recapturing+the+moment.
Recapturing the moment.