Would you open it?
Just sysadmin things…
Find someone whom looks at you the way kitty looks at pizza.
hiking buddies till death do you part.
Halloween Pies put the lotion on properly.
Awww, the Whitehouse is all synced up ðŸ”´
At least somebody is thinking of the children…
Big pharma should work on this pill, please.
Robots can be mean.
Mexico just started requiring warning labels on food and drink product with excessive sugar, calories, or sodium. #ketchupUSA
Trick or YEET 2020
ORDER THEM NOW
Blow up your TV, basically. – Zappa
Brothers don’t shake hands, brothers gotta hug!
Be Cute Together
how many dads does it take to write an episode of pokemon?
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
a billion dollar idea
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this looks like a good place to nap
Was the present the mat?
never give up on your dreams
quick, someone call cupid
don’t leave steve hanging