Would you open it?
Anti-catholic iced cream tastes better, IMO.
Roger, you ignorant slut…
The trumpet, which is a sort of loud pretzel…
Chicken breasts from alliexpress 5-stars!
Do it for the dough.
different strokes, etc.
Russian gangsters get cooler tombstones than you.
And I took that personally.
Consent is randy, baby.
From the foothills of Nix Olympica…
Best I can do is fifty bucks and a slice of za…
Airlines hate service horsies…
The British have assimilated nicely, you knob!
It will be the best thanksgiving. With terrific people. No one loves thanksgiving more than me.
Black Friday Shopping
You know it’s love
The many lessons of Harry Potter
Join the conversation
This is no gift.
Margaret Hamilton, who helped code the software that got Apollo 11 on the Moon was awarded a Medal of Freedom.
Marrying young is not the end of freedom
It’s just a prank, bro
If You’re Very, Very Stupid…
The show must go on