Walt Disney's business card in 1921
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
Do you know what sarcasm means?
Apollo 10’s little known incident
Making a difference in the world
Started going to the gym when I was like 14
Just when I thought this was going away, someone takes it to a new level.
Forty five minutes? challenge accepted
Thomas Edison gets it.
A lovely collection of hamster butts.
This is a thing. They’re called catios.
The Martin giveth and the Martin taketh away.
What should I put on my birthday cake?
Throwing a rager at my place.
Talking with waitresses.
there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind
a billion dollar idea
taco bell gets me
Join the conversation
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
never give up on your dreams
I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.
unclip and flip
worth the effort
life… finds a way
so the interview went well, then?
JUST DOING MY JOB