The teeniest yawn

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

was joining the US military the original squid game?

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

another delicious hummuscide

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

the makers of oreos have no chill

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

the law of giants

say aloe to my little friend