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The longest receipt ever

The longest receipt ever
We domesticated the hell out of Teosinte.
We domesticated the hell out of Teosinte.
Advanced flirting.
Advanced flirting.
Hydrate them damn bees.
Hydrate them damn bees.
Let the games begin!
Let the games begin!
Jesus Christ Marie, they’re not rocks. They’re minerals.
Jesus Christ Marie, they’re not rocks. They’re minerals.
Nobody owes you a smile.
Nobody owes you a smile.
Bring out your hammers. #worshiptime
Bring out your hammers. #worshiptime
Turtles get zoomies, too.
Turtles get zoomies, too.
Godzguana confirmed.
Godzguana confirmed.
How astute, Senator.
How astute, Senator.
An inmate at the Heart Mountain Relocation Center, Wyoming.
An inmate at the Heart Mountain Relocation Center, Wyoming.
The Do’s and Do Not’s of Fencing
The Do’s and Do Not’s of Fencing
And you will never be able to delete it.
And you will never be able to delete it.
A man is retired, now.
A man is retired, now.
bees bad…?
bees bad…?
They+grow+up+so+fast
They grow up so fast
Cat+eye+syndrome
Cat eye syndrome
Camouflage+level+439932
Camouflage level 439932
When+parents+tell+me+their+kids+are+angels
When parents tell me their kids are angels
Join the conversation
How+to+do+nothing
How to do nothing
Morgan%2C+Freeman
Morgan, Freeman
this+one%26%238217%3Bs+for+you+big+guy
this one’s for you big guy
Hey+kids%26%238230%3B.+you+thirsy%3F
Hey kids…. you thirsy?
A+bit+of+a+trip.
A bit of a trip.
He%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong+and+you+know+it.
He’s not wrong and you know it.
Prove+me+wrong.
Prove me wrong.
The+demicolon+reigns+supreme.
The demicolon reigns supreme.