Trump

Trump

spitting venom

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

how is this not already a thing???

how is this not already a thing???

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

time to cry!

yes, please

such a misunderstood creature

such a misunderstood creature

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

how it started vs how it’s going

how it started vs how it’s going

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw