In Soviet Russia…
Texting and driving PSA’s are getting wild…
Hail Satan, basically.
*robotic zooming noises*
Let my kijje go… – Moses, probably.
Whom is setting the pace, though?
Burn it with color.
‘stralia is quite large.
Santa about to drop the most festive R&B album of 2020.
Why would you tell him that?
Well, yes, but actually yes.
Written in the snow at Niagara Falls, Canada, circa 2020.
Got ‘eeeem [eventually]
This is fine.
Now available via Amazon Prime…