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In Soviet Russia…

In Soviet Russia...
Texting and driving PSA’s are getting wild…
Texting and driving PSA’s are getting wild…
Hail Satan, basically.
Hail Satan, basically.
*robotic zooming noises*
*robotic zooming noises*
Let my kijje go… – Moses, probably.
Let my kijje go… – Moses, probably.
Whom is setting the pace, though?
Whom is setting the pace, though?
Burn it with color.
Burn it with color.
‘stralia is quite large.
‘stralia is quite large.
Santa about to drop the most festive R&B album of 2020.
Santa about to drop the most festive R&B album of 2020.
Why would you tell him that?
Why would you tell him that?
Well, yes, but actually yes.
Well, yes, but actually yes.
Written in the snow at Niagara Falls, Canada, circa 2020.
Written in the snow at Niagara Falls, Canada, circa 2020.
Respect, though.
Respect, though.
Got ‘eeeem [eventually]
Got ‘eeeem [eventually]
This is fine.
This is fine.
Now available via Amazon Prime…
Now available via Amazon Prime…