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Having kids is out the window

Having kids is out the window
his resume was stellar
his resume was stellar
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
someone check in on halloween
someone check in on halloween
heeded
heeded
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
you were the cheesen one!
you were the cheesen one!
giddy up!
giddy up!
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
fashion over function
fashion over function
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
the right for clouds to bare arms
the right for clouds to bare arms
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
mine
mine
no one knows what happened to it
no one knows what happened to it
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
We+Need+To+Talk
We Need To Talk
This+is+no+gift.
This is no gift.
A+boy+with+his+ducks
A boy with his ducks
Black+Friday+Shopping
Black Friday Shopping
Join the conversation
Accept+the+reality+of+the+situation
Accept the reality of the situation
Not+all+heroes+wear+capes%26%238230%3B
Not all heroes wear capes…
Determined+mother+still+trying+to+feed+her+offspring.
Determined mother still trying to feed her offspring.
I+used+to+work+retail.+The+apologies+meant+nothing+to+me.
I used to work retail. The apologies meant nothing to me.
No+ragrets
No ragrets
If+You%26%238217%3Bre+Very%2C+Very+Stupid%26%238230%3B
If You’re Very, Very Stupid…
Those+Were+The+Days
Those Were The Days
False+Praise
False Praise