god is an octopus
first toothpaste, then new patio furniture. oops
that security guard deserves a medal
it’s. for. my. peacocks.
i just wanted a midnight snack, not a noise complaint…
this is brilliant
Adding ‘visit salt mountain in pakistan’ to my bucket list.
cha cha cha!
potato hack to tell anti-vaxxers!
the biggest plot hole in star wars
i said that out loud?
paul rudd is a national treasure
Dis my friend!
Through the wardrobe!
Rudolph the Regular Reindeer.
Join the conversation
Go home Dorothy, you’re drunk.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Texting and driving.
iPhone brass knuckles.
Giraffe in an alternate universe.
Just watched The Lion King!