Pour dat syrup
This is a thing. They’re called catios.
My sister had a few friends over today…
Art makes me sick.
Thomas Edison gets it.
Society’s guide to a better life.
Do you know what sarcasm means?
Forty five minutes? challenge accepted
I’ve been reading up on nipples.
Stormtrooper Secrets: Hip Hop Twerk
Talking with waitresses.
I gave that pitch vibrato…
What should I put on my birthday cake?
The Martin giveth and the Martin taketh away.
The demicolon reigns supreme.
oldie but a goodie
Together in solidarity.
Join the conversation
Spooky eyeball cookies are 2nummy4us
Liquefaction process has been initiated
Cat eye syndrome
Always stick with your battle buddy.
Make good movies, specifically.
When parents tell me their kids are angels