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Note to self: Be present

Note to self: Be present
The part-time barista.
The part-time barista.
Fill in the blank…
Fill in the blank…
…Already in my pajamas.
…Already in my pajamas.
The American dream.
The American dream.
Best things in life:
Best things in life:
Satin rulez.
Satin rulez.
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
How will people know I’m better than them?
How will people know I’m better than them?
Cool cake is cool.
Cool cake is cool.
HEYYYHEAHEYAH.
HEYYYHEAHEYAH.
Oh great, I left it at home!
Oh great, I left it at home!
Time for sleep.
Time for sleep.
Wash your hands after using the restroom!
Wash your hands after using the restroom!
Engrish.
Engrish.
*cough*
*cough*