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Ron Swanson’s Unique Will

Ron Swanson's Unique Will
My father is Ted Cruz.
My father is Ted Cruz.
I’m surrounded by imbeciles… send help.
I’m surrounded by imbeciles… send help.
4.500 year old Egyptian sun dress
4.500 year old Egyptian sun dress
Maybe let’s not involve cats in our wars…?
Maybe let’s not involve cats in our wars…?
Words
Words
The original ICE
The original ICE
You weren’t supposed to do that!
You weren’t supposed to do that!
I reject your nature
I reject your nature
A gaggle of banana’s…
A gaggle of banana’s…
Can you pop with all the colors of the wind?
Can you pop with all the colors of the wind?
It’s important to addend history as needed.
It’s important to addend history as needed.
They do look a bit Hungry…
They do look a bit Hungry…
I’m a bit of a mess…
I’m a bit of a mess…
Destroy the ring, we must.
Destroy the ring, we must.
Trends in propoganda…
Trends in propoganda…
Canada%26%238217%3Bs+new+vertical+bill+is+waterproof+and+has+braille
Canada’s new vertical bill is waterproof and has braille
So+friggan+lonely.
So friggan lonely.
How+come+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+see+us%3F
How come you can’t see us?
Oh%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+a+vegetarian%3F++That%26%238217%3Bs+OK%2C+we+have+lamb%26%238230%3B
Oh, you’re a vegetarian? That’s OK, we have lamb…
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The+OG+Emoji+you+probably+don%26%238217%3Bt+remember.
The OG Emoji you probably don’t remember.
In+an+alternate+universe%26%238230%3B
In an alternate universe…
The+back+of+the+Hoover+Dam+before+it+filled+with+water%2C+circa+1936.
The back of the Hoover Dam before it filled with water, circa 1936.
A+spot+for+everything.
A spot for everything.
I+dislike+all+of+this.
I dislike all of this.
I+blame+Mary+Poppins
I blame Mary Poppins
One+of+these+sparks+joy%26%238230%3B
One of these sparks joy…
Two+leaders%2C+one+actual+leader.
Two leaders, one actual leader.