Don’t Believe Everything They Say

When you gotta go, you gotta go

how not to tell someone their std test results

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

This is a brilliant grandpa move

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

up? down? sideways

you will pay for your betrayal

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

just one?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point