Don’t Believe Everything They Say
When you gotta go, you gotta go
how not to tell someone their std test results
the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive
owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen
and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist
This is a brilliant grandpa move
There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages
up? down? sideways
you will pay for your betrayal
kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?
made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?
this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty
what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?
this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point