Seinfeld was the best

Seinfeld was the best

7th in the marathon but 1st place in my heart

7th in the marathon but 1st place in my heart

it’s his kitten now

it’s his kitten now

The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family

The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family

this is an actual prison in Denmark

this is an actual prison in Denmark

the final frontier

the final frontier

I’ve always wanted to go ludicrous speed

I’ve always wanted to go ludicrous speed

blasts nickelback, gets kicked off the beach

blasts nickelback, gets kicked off the beach

there’s a lot going on in this customer request

there’s a lot going on in this customer request

summer in portland

summer in portland

i’d turn on the human race, too

i’d turn on the human race, too

he almost got away with it

he almost got away with it

was it worth the wait?

was it worth the wait?

the bird had a right to privacy

the bird had a right to privacy

holy crap

you can do it, max!

you can do it, max!