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The President’s car

The President’s car
Professional, if you ask me.
Professional, if you ask me.
Bonus cronch
Bonus cronch
Nab the children, if the opportunity arises.
Nab the children, if the opportunity arises.
Colours in hieroglyphics before they faded, allegedly.
Colours in hieroglyphics before they faded, allegedly.
Won’t somebody think of the zero gravity pooh particles?
Won’t somebody think of the zero gravity pooh particles?
I am aware of the effect I have on women…
I am aware of the effect I have on women…
I could work from home indefinitely here.
I could work from home indefinitely here.
Michelle Obama is not entertained getting vaccinated against the Coronavirus
Michelle Obama is not entertained getting vaccinated against the Coronavirus
What do you see when you read?
What do you see when you read?
Guardian of the garden.
Guardian of the garden.
Helicopters should go BRRRRRRR
Helicopters should go BRRRRRRR
And my tax dollar
And my tax dollar
Always medicate your sheep, PRN.
Always medicate your sheep, PRN.
A very nerdy advent calender.
A very nerdy advent calender.
Xi would like to know you location.
Xi would like to know you location.
the+dangers+of+having+a+carrot+for+a+nose+are+real
the dangers of having a carrot for a nose are real
this+should+be+a+christmas+card
this should be a christmas card
spider+butt%2C+spider+butt%2C+does+whatever+a%26%238230%3B+you+get+it
spider butt, spider butt, does whatever a… you get it
what%26%238217%3Bs+level+3%3F
what’s level 3?
Join the conversation
of+course+she+knows
of course she knows
this+is+an+actual+CVS+receipt
this is an actual CVS receipt
whatever+you+think+is+best%2C+obi+wan
whatever you think is best, obi wan
why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+you+laughing%2C+babe%3F
why aren’t you laughing, babe?
dish+hack
dish hack
if+only+she+knew
if only she knew
it%26%238217%3Bs+in+the+name
it’s in the name
this+slays+me
this slays me