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I left a virgin, but I got the job!

I left a virgin, but I got the job!
A very denim America.
A very denim America.
Alice Roosevelt is a long lost gem.
Alice Roosevelt is a long lost gem.
Chasing the dragon…
Chasing the dragon…
Space potat.
Space potat.
So you’re sayin’ it’s a girl…
So you’re sayin’ it’s a girl…
Just your average potato warehouse.
Just your average potato warehouse.
The heels have butts.
The heels have butts.
Do you hear the people sing?  Singing a song of angry men?
Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of angry men?
Have you had that this whole time…?
Have you had that this whole time…?
Smuggle the smol ones.
Smuggle the smol ones.
We are all united in getting played.
We are all united in getting played.
Ride share with friends.
Ride share with friends.
A casket, for two…
A casket, for two…
OG protestors.
OG protestors.
Socially Distanced Trick or Treating.
Socially Distanced Trick or Treating.
That+Stephan+even+has+an+audience+explains+a+lot%2C+actually.
That Stephan even has an audience explains a lot, actually.
You+have+no+pasta+here%26%238230%3B
You have no pasta here…
That+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+the+question%26%238230%3B
That wasn’t the question…
Words
Words
Join the conversation
Some+say+he%26%238217%3Bs+still+holding+on+to+this+day%26%238230%3B
Some say he’s still holding on to this day…
The+pigeon%26%238217%3Bs+lament.
The pigeon’s lament.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+interpret+this+beyond+a+desire+for+more+malk%26%238230%3B
I can’t interpret this beyond a desire for more malk…
%2Acringes+in+Mitt+Romney%2A
*cringes in Mitt Romney*
I+would+try+anything+to+escape+jail%2C+also%2C+bud.
I would try anything to escape jail, also, bud.
Aaaaaannd+that%26%238217%3Bs+quite+enough+of+that.
Aaaaaannd that’s quite enough of that.
grans+always+knew%26%238230%3B
grans always knew…
Release+the+loot%21
Release the loot!

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