The Good Old Days

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

your driving test is all about the cones

tell me more about this vicious carrot rumor

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

i always had my suspicions about who keanu reeves really was

The ultimate big wheel. i wanna get that. i wanna get that. i wanna get that!

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

goblins don’t watch netflix

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

qr codes will never run out

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks