Don't tempt me, because I will
The true meaning of life
Darth Billy Joel
My dad is so cheap…
And People Says There Are No Straight Lines In Nature
Finnish is fun!
Actually The Most Respectful Rejection I’ve Ever Read
i like to imagine that this dog has just completed a parachute jump and landed on a woman
Somebody’s About To Get A Face Full Of Hose
Everyone’s a whore
List of facts
Allergic to chocolate
And now my day after Thanksgiving Day diet begins…
I’m not going to lie, I tuned you out…
I still love Pakalu Papitio
I used to work retail. The apologies meant nothing to me.
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I love the aftereffect
Black Friday Shopping
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I want cake…
This is no gift.
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If You’re Very, Very Stupid…