It took having my own babies to realize this.
i’ve made a terrible mistake
coping mechanism police
let me take your jacket
choose your nickname
if you haven’t already, one day you will
the bougie man is under the bed!
make sure she can hear you
the honk steals eyebrows
petting a dog while consoling a child before starting a fight
3 minutes after clipping fingernails
roomba on the run!
how to avoid a ticket
But can he turn water in to wine?
WWE peaked in ought six.
You’ve got a bright future, kid.
Teach your children well.
Join the conversation
Get thee hence, scurvy strawberry… HAVE AT YOU!
OMG Dalmer is soooo cuuute.
The first use of OMG was in a letter to Winston Churchill circa 1917.
Advertisement for a South Pole expedition circa 1907
A mechanic just doing some body work.
D. All of the above, actually.
Teacher asked kids why they love their families