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Simple Advice from a Simple Man

Simple Advice from a Simple Man
You’re the lucky one.
You’re the lucky one.
Join the Army.
Join the Army.
Creative light bulbs.
Creative light bulbs.
Not sure how I feel reading old curious George books to my two year old daughter…
Not sure how I feel reading old curious George books to my two year old daughter…
We Febrezed it!
We Febrezed it!
You did this to me!?
You did this to me!?
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
It’s an exotic animal.
It’s an exotic animal.
I may be schizophrenic.
I may be schizophrenic.
Life.
Life.
Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality.
Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality.
Dad! It’s cold in here!
Dad! It’s cold in here!
It’s cold. We get it.
It’s cold. We get it.
Can I get an amen?
Can I get an amen?
Cause this is THRILLERRRRR
Cause this is THRILLERRRRR
It%26%238217%3Bs+the+perfect+job+for+me%2C+really.
It’s the perfect job for me, really.
This+isn%26%238217%3Bt+what+we+meant%26%238230%3B
This isn’t what we meant…
Quarantine+Barbie+is+flying+off+the+shelves.
Quarantine Barbie is flying off the shelves.
Forget+about+the+double+chin%2C+won%26%238217%3Bt+you+dear%3F
Forget about the double chin, won’t you dear?
Join the conversation
Soviet+safe+keeping.
Soviet safe keeping.
GIVE+US+A+GLASS+OF+MALK%2C+BROTHA
GIVE US A GLASS OF MALK, BROTHA
Nice+one%2C+Del.
Nice one, Del.
I%26%238217%3Bd+rather+a+bouncy+ball%2C+thanks.
I’d rather a bouncy ball, thanks.
What+do+you+have+against+Canadians%2C+anyw%26%238217%3Beh%3F
What do you have against Canadians, anyw’eh?
Ahh+the+ol%26%238217%3B+bumboozle%26%238230%3B
Ahh the ol’ bumboozle…
A+gaggle+of+Elephants+crossing+the+Mahaweli+river+in+Sri+Lanka.
A gaggle of Elephants crossing the Mahaweli river in Sri Lanka.
Better+luck+next+year
Better luck next year