Useful Advice From A Police Officer

Use the black arts wisely.

DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons

Friendly reminder to move on.

Begin by slamming your fists on the podium…

Ye Olde Barber Shoppe’s are an essential service, prove me wrong.

When NASA engineers get bored…

Recycling 2020…

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

Cheap entertainment!

Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.

And that’s just fine right now, Stu.

Cats keep it pretty simple…

Good riddance, John.