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The slowest chase ever

The slowest chase ever
when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying
when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying
one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure
one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure
how it started vs how it’s going
how it started vs how it’s going
send dudes, not nudes
send dudes, not nudes
for family
for family
i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life
i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life
they get things done. hired
they get things done. hired
such a misunderstood creature
such a misunderstood creature
spitting venom
spitting venom
how is this not already a thing???
how is this not already a thing???
yes, please
yes, please
beer science
beer science
always gotta stop to pet cats
always gotta stop to pet cats
i should have texted instead
i should have texted instead
this flesh prison won’t hold me for long
this flesh prison won’t hold me for long
Check+out+that+man+in+a+gigantic+icehole.
Check out that man in a gigantic icehole.
Always+my+go+to+when+the+news+gets+scary.
Always my go to when the news gets scary.
Getting+called+out+like+a+champ.
Getting called out like a champ.
The+majestic+Snow+Leopard.
The majestic Snow Leopard.
Join the conversation
The+Onion+gets+it.
The Onion gets it.
don%26%238217%3Bt+worry+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+doctor
don’t worry I’m a doctor
Girl+Pants+Suck
Girl Pants Suck
I+could+rule+here+%26%238211%3B+Hohenzollern+Castle%2C+Germany
I could rule here – Hohenzollern Castle, Germany
Rocks+perched+on+eroded+pillars+of+dirt+in+the+Italian+Alps
Rocks perched on eroded pillars of dirt in the Italian Alps
When+your+professor+is+nerdier+than+y
When your professor is nerdier than y
No+shame.
No shame.
Pills+look+like+candy%26%238230%3B
Pills look like candy…